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<item><title>Teens Dig Up Body; Use Skull As Bong</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 10:35:18 EST</pubDate><description>What sounds like a good idea when youre high usually ends up with an arrest</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38941</link></item><item><title>Gatorade Spill Backs Up Fla. Highway</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 10:35:15 EST</pubDate><description>If anything, the highway had its thirst quenched and electrolytes balanced</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38945</link></item><item><title>Tourist Guide Slams The Brits</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 10:35:12 EST</pubDate><description>The guide calls the British a bunch of &quot;overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV addicts&quot;</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38944</link></item><item><title>Thousands Wait For 23 Cent Pizzas</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 10:35:10 EST</pubDate><description>Hopefully a bunch of other companies make fun of Lebron James...</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38943</link></item><item><title>Ark. Woman To Have 18th Child</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 10:35:08 EST</pubDate><description>Her vagina is now known as &quot;Stretch Armstrong&quot; </description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38942</link></item><item><title>Scooby Doo Passes Online Driving Test</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 00:00:25 EST</pubDate><description>Looks like Scooby Doo can drive the Mystery Machine around the streets of Georgia</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38933</link></item><item><title>Driver Kills Dog; Sues For Damages</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 00:00:20 EST</pubDate><description>The sad thing is....he will most likely win his case</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38931</link></item><item><title>Old Woman Cleared Of Finger Biting Charges</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 00:00:12 EST</pubDate><description>Forensic scientists found that the bite marks didn&#039;t match the old British woman&#039;s crooked teeth</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38934</link></item><item><title>Police Need Info On Naked Hiker</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 00:00:09 EST</pubDate><description>Can&#039;t a guy go on a naked hike with out being accosted by the cops? </description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38932</link></item><item><title>Principal Forces Hispanic Students To Eat On Floor</title><pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 00:00:07 EST</pubDate><description>No matter what the reason was, this punishment comes off as pretty racist</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38930</link></item><item><title>Reasons Not To See The New Speed Racer Movie</title><pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 10:47:48 EST</pubDate><description>Why you should jump in your car, race down to the theater and go see Iron Man for the second time</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=38925</link></item><item><title>County With No Strip Clubs Wants To Ban Strip Clubs</title><pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 10:47:44 EST</pubDate><description>County officials want to make their county the &quot;Most Boring Place&quot; on Earth</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38929</link></item><item><title>Woman Fired For Giving Away A Mini Doughnut</title><pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 10:47:42 EST</pubDate><description>What a harsh policy this restaurant has....thankfully she got her job back</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38928</link></item><item><title>Woman Sues Town; Child Stepped In Dog Poop</title><pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 10:47:41 EST</pubDate><description>The mother should have taught her idiot kid to avoid things like dog poop..</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38927</link></item><item><title>Man Opens Car Hood; Finds Pitbull Underneath</title><pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 10:47:40 EST</pubDate><description>The engine sounded a little....&quot;ruff&quot; </description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=38926</link></item></channel>
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