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<item><title>Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested </title><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:38:46 EST</pubDate><description>A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 9-1-1 and brought police to dad&#039;s marijuana grow operation.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42379</link></item><item><title>Mother Unplugs Video Game, Son Throws Taco At Her </title><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:38:44 EST</pubDate><description>Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unplugging his video game system.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42381</link></item><item><title>Man Swaps Empty Lobster Shell For Crab Legs</title><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:38:43 EST</pubDate><description>After he finished his lobster dinner, an upstate New York man apparently was still hungry for seafood so he swapped the lobster shell for crab legs - and now he faces a petit larceny charge.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42382</link></item><item><title>Joke Of The Day</title><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:38:42 EST</pubDate><description>You will laugh at this one!</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42384</link></item><item><title>Oldsmar Man Arrested After Crashing Into Parked Car, Store, Fence, Then Tree</title><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:38:41 EST</pubDate><description>It began with a parked car. Then the front window of a business. Then a fence. And, finally, a tree.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42380</link></item><item><title>Priceless Skidmark</title><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:38:40 EST</pubDate><description>Yuck!</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42383</link></item><item><title>Judge Mocks &quot;Inept&quot; Naked Burglar </title><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:06:06 EST</pubDate><description>A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42359</link></item><item><title>Angry Husband Throws Cat At Wife</title><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:06:05 EST</pubDate><description>A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an argument.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42360</link></item><item><title>Top 99 Women Of 2009</title><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:00:55 EST</pubDate><description>AskMen.com&#039;s top 99 most desirable women is in!</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42338</link></item><item><title>Daily Funny Jokes</title><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:00:45 EST</pubDate><description>Random clean jokes daily... laugh</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=41512</link></item><item><title>10 Sluttiest Girls On Maury Povich</title><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:00:42 EST</pubDate><description>Introducing, the future of America. People don&#039;t get any better than this.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss.php?id=42336</link></item><item><title>Funny Tattoos</title><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:08:02 EST</pubDate><description>Funny Tattoos</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=42339</link></item><item><title>Beer Posters</title><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:08:00 EST</pubDate><description>Beer Posters</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=42340</link></item><item><title>The 12 Weeks Of Barack</title><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:07:58 EST</pubDate><description>Tarred by the same brush ... a Lebanese leftist protester, is seen between two anti-US posters featuring USPresident George W. Bush, and US President-elect Barack Obama.</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=42341</link></item><item><title>World’s Most Deadliest Prisons</title><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:07:56 EST</pubDate><description>World’s Most Deadliest Prisons</description><link>http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=42342</link></item></channel>
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