| Breaking Up
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan receives a letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer
continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I
must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and
it's
not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that
I sent to you.
Love,
Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
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