| New "Windows For
Mac" To Include Most Popular Viruses
Redmond,
WA -- (Satire) Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed
its commitment to bringing the "total PC experience" to Macintosh
computer users.
MS software developers this week announced
the latest version of its "Windows for Macintosh" bundle
comes with MyDoom, Bagle, SoBig, LovSan/Blaster and Melissa
already installed.
Plus, it will automatically connect to the Microsoft website
upon start-up to download a customized Mac version of any new
virus or worm that might appear on the World Wide Web.
"We're saddened that nobody bothers to write crippling
hacks for the Mac OS any more," said Chief Software Architect
Bill Gates. "We know Mac people have been feeling left out
for a very long time now, and we want to welcome them back
into the family."
Following the announcement, shares of both Microsoft and Apple
were down 82% at the close of the stock market yesterday.
News Source: The Specious Report
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