PENNSYLVANIA -- A sick
practical joke ended with a Pennsylvania man laughing
himself all the way back to prison. Jeffrey Barber apparently thought
it would be a regular laugh riot to scare his wife by
pretending he had been shot. After firing his .22-caliber rifle in
the house, the 44-year-old proceeded to smear himself
with tomato sauce
and lay on the floor. When the missus called 911 to come
to her husband's aid, the police found he was very much
alive, and violating
the terms of his parole by owning several guns. Barber
pled guilty to illegal ownership of the firearms, and
had to face the mandatory
sentence of 15-years to life.